Look, we've been dating for a couple months now right? You're a nice guy and everything and I like the way you spoil me, but we have a . . LITTLE problem . . that I can't take for another second. I mean come on, you ejaculate in UNDER A MINUTE when we fuck! Not to mention that it's so fucking tiny I can't even feel it! I can't be with a guy like you, I guess I'm just a size queen! What's that? You'll do ANYTHING to stay with me? If I decide to stay with you, you'll NEVER see me naked again and you'll get nothing but 30 second handjobs (well, finger jobs LOL). If you don't cum by the 30th second I'll walk away. It's your punishment for being a pindick prejac! You know what, lets do one now! Get it over with and see if you're a REAL premie who can cum in under 30 seconds!