Oh my gosh I missed you soo much! Yeah it's been forever. Ew no, not you. I'm talking to your wallet. You thought I was talking to you? Why the fuck would I be talking like that, about you? The only thing I see when I look at you, is cash. You understand that, right? Do you not know? Really? That's really fucking hard to believe. I mean, you'd have to be really stupid, or really delusional, to think you're anything other than a Human ATM. When I look at you, all I'm thinking is, 'I really wanna break it'. Haha. Say, when's the last time you opened a new credit card?