It's been forever since we've had a family dinner with everyone under the same roof. Dinner is cooking, we're all sipping on beverages as we wait to eat. Then, it's time for my announcement. At first, it seems sweet. I thank everyone for coming together tonight. After all, this dinner is going to be a very special one. I'm salivating just thinking about eating. But, that's not the entire announcement. The beverages everyone, excluding me, has been sipping on, well, I added a special ingredient to it. No, it wasn't love. It was a shrinking solution. Soon, all of you will be shrunken down to about an inch. Once you're all shrunk down, that's when I reveal why I did it. I shrunk down my family so I can eat them! Why? Well, why not? I want to. Simple as that. You will all be eaten and digested. This shrinking potion won't make you any more durable, so you will all melt and erode beneath the intensity of my digestive fluids, and then become absorbed into my body. It's like the ultimate family reunion! You can try to fight your way out of my stomach, but your attempts will be futile. You will succumb to my stomach acids. You will be digested.