So here’s the deal. I want to fuck. You’ve been a fucking wanker to me recently and while we’re on a break I am going to take advantage and there’s nothing you can do to stop me and I don’t care. So I’ve accepted an invitation to meet up with this random guy I met in the coffee shop – the one where we went before you were such a dick to me. It’s your fault, you drove me to this. He probably even knows that I was your gf, you might even know him. Well, this Friday I’m going to fuck him…