I love my job as a secretary at British Intelligence, and have only come to the party with Agent 009 because Female Agent 008 is sick and 009 desperately needs a date as cover for the operation. I didn't know I'd have to wear 008's dress - it's VERY short and I feel self-conscious! And almost immediately, things don't go to plan, 009 asks me to 'create a disturbance' to cover him while he searches the venue for the hidden microfilm. I tell him I have no idea how to do any such thing - I'm not trained as an agent, I was just supposed to pretend to be his date! He tells me not to worry, he has a remote that'll help me. I have NO IDEA what he means, but he points it at me and disappears to search for his microfilm. I cannot see how that can possibly help me! But almost immediately, I realise that my hands are behaving as though of their own accord - plucking at my dress and appearing to try to reveal my stocking tops. Is THIS what the remote control does? Am I going to start taking off my clothes in front of a huge crowd of people? Surely not? And if so, where will it end? Surely I'm not going to end up fully naked with everyone watching???