Look at that tiny little dick of yours. You should never put someone in the position that they have to lie to you about your tiny dick. It’s better that you stay home and jerk off instead of trying to get laid. Women will have to lie to you about how tiny and pathetic your dick is and you shouldn’t have to put them in that position. Lucky for you I won’t lie to you, I’ll tell you the truth: your little stiffy looks like and overgrown clit so stay home and rub that little nub all night.