In the saga of booking fables, Chris stars as the elusive specter from a land 45 minutes yonder. Picture a gent whose commitment fades faster than his signal in a tunnel. He teased an Outcall to his mystical abode, only to perform the greatest vanishing act since Houdini. His final act? Swapping cash for cannabis in a plot twist no one saw coming. Appearance: Envision a chap who looks perpetually lost in thought, possibly because he's navigating back from the realm of decisions he never made. Wears the expression of a man who thinks GPS stands for "General Promise of Showing up." Moral of the story: If Chris is your knight in shining armor, best prepare for a night defending the castle alone.