Fuck, you're such a a LOSER! You called me on the phone and said we need to talk, but you couldn't talk on the phone. You drive to my house and stand there looking like a scared little puppy. Finally, you say it, you want to break up. I don't take it lightly. I get bitchy and tell you that you are a loser and I know it's because of my burps. Well, fuck you, you loser! I'm going to humiliate you and burp in your face one last time, really piss you off and gross you out. How does that feel? That's right, now get out!