Your friend Joyce has been your crush for a while and she totally friendzoned you. What you really didn't expect, though was for you to come over with her just so my boyfriend (an alpha male) could take her into the next room and fuck her brains out. I can tell it's bothering you so I softy begin telling you about why he can have her and you can't and eventually get you to pull out your dick. Of course, I end up laughing my ass off at that shrimp dick - I mean, it's really no wonder that she friendzoned you. I thought the picture was altered but... wait, you didn't know about the picture that circulated our friend circle? Apparently you'd sent a dick pic to a girl once and she sent it to everyone she knew so we could all get a good laugh. Suddenly, Joyce starts moaning and I give a detailed explanation of why my boyfriend gets whoever he wants whenever he wants! He has a big dick and is an alpha. You, my friend John, get to jerk off your tiny dicklet and eat your own cum. Hey, at least you get something out of the deal, right!?