MONEY IS BAD FOR YOU. As a dumb idiot, you may have been led to believe that you must accumulate lots of money and that it's good to save and invest but I'm here to tell you the truth. MONEY IS BAD FOR YOU. SAVING MONEY IS BAD FOR YOU. The faster you get rid of this EVIL MONEY and send it to Me, the better off you will be. Watch this and thank Me for setting you straight.