It's your birthday and you are finally an adult. Now you can partake in the the sinful vices of adults. I know that you have always wanted Me to stop smoking but, haven't you ever wondered why I smoke in the first place? Wondered what I mean when I say that it gives Me relief from stress? Now you can find out. Do you want to try smoking a cigarette with Me. I'll show you how to light it and how to smoke. I'll encourage you all the way to taking deep inhales. We can start smoking together... now that I have corrupted you. Happy Birthday.