AHAHAHAHA! You’re such a fucking loser! Everything about you just screams total loser, you’re literally nothing but a pornosexual, braindead, fucking gooner! Jerking your cock off all day, every day, as I relentlessly torment you, but you know it’s what you deserve. Your brain has rotted away but you can’t help it, your addiction to porn and to me consumes your life completely. You can’t fight it and you know not to even try. You’ve jerked and sniffed so much that your brain cells have melted away, there’s no hope for you other than to accept your fate as a pathetic, hopeless, weak, addicted, gooning pig!