Wow, look at this pile of dirty socks. This pair needs to be washed, and that pair goes into laundry too and so many more socks. It's going to take me all day of work to wash those socks, uff. I notice you standing nearby and staring at my socks - have you been looking at my dirty socks for a long time? I see you can't get enough of those dirty socks. Well then, I might as well designate you as my personal sock washer. I'll even feed you socks off my feet. The only caveat is you will have to use your tongue, mouth and nothing else!