You are the newest client to the sunny Day Financial Organization. You are told that each and every client has a unique advisor that caters to their specific financial needs. You are told about a couple of the success stories through the company and signed up for the starter package which will cater to your needs. you sign up and are scheduled for your next appointment 6 months later. you return and are not happy with the service, you are getting the bare minimum in groceries as the company sends you the staple package and pay your bills with your funds. you want to pull out of the company, but it comes with a hefty fee you cannot afford right now and because the company is a benefit to you you cannot break contract. you are told you will need to get a second job but they will help you get one and will pay off any fees you have built up with your contract so not to worry about anything! you return 6 months later to learn some secret fees that you have been charged (but signed for) and will need to take this new second job as a full time position. 6 months later you are finally allow to add to your grocery list via the company and as you add an additional 27 items to your list you dont realize the large fees attached to each item. you sign the agreement. 6 months later you get to upgrade your food and other items with another fee, but you need to have a third job by this point to make it affordable, not through the upgrades you need to pick up a fourth job for the company, but not to worry because next session is a cost saving one! 6 months later you are told you can break down the costs by showering less and cutting out your streaming services as you dont have time anyways with all your work. the final session you are confronted with your personal purchases of findom porn and so you are going to be upgraded to the paypig status in the company where you will take on a fifth job and work until your crack and are placed into the housing facility the company provides to live out your days as a pathetic paypig with basically nothing. you sign the contract. after your passing your advisor speaks to all the paypigs and tells them to strive to be as deprived and dedicated to the company as you were.