I have been debating on telling my little secret to my lifelong male best friend for awhile.. I finally decide to tell him today. I tell him to close his eyes and open his mouth. I stuff a stinky, sweaty post workout panty in there and he has NO idea what to think… he is so shocked.  I handcuff his arms above his head and show him how stinky my farts have gotten by sitting on his face with my big round booty. I describe how I have been getting my farts to get so stinky - beans, corn and SO much meat and protein powder.  He is such a good friend - always covering up for me when I let out a gassy toot in public. I make him smelly my big ass post workout stench with some full weight facesitting and face grinding. He went from a lifelong friend to a lifelong toilet slave.  How do my farts taste?