You’re slyly attempting to leave the house when your wife catches you and demands to know where you just think you’re off to! She’s tired of picking up all the slack in this house and you scampering off to be a lazy bump of a husband, and she’s not having it any longer. It’s about time for you to learn to fall in line and play a more active role in this marriage, and she’s going to be the one to put you in place with her new handy tool. A big heavy wooden paddle across your bare ass is sure to leave you physically and mentally reminded of what happens when you become a disrespectful, unhelpful and an all around lousy husband…