My first day in my new job as Executive Relief Officer. The agency didn’t tell me much about the role, so I was excited to learn what my duties and responsibilities would be. I ask them to show me to my desk and they take me to the bathroom and sit me down next to the toilet bowl. And then it all becomes clear. My job is to be the new office cum dump. Well, I was expecting something a bit more high-powered, but I guess everyone has to start somewhere and work their way up. So what if I have to spend my first few months as a cum dump and piss rag to all these important executives. I just need to keep smiling, as my face gets covered in load after load of thick creamy cum…