You are completely useless to me. As my husband you didn't deserve a hot meal when you came home! No.. I now have you shrunk tiny tiny. Your only meal granted is my filthy worn out tired mature barefeet. My feet are mature, been all over the place, let me describe in great detail! You must scrub my soles with your tongue, chew through my calluses and dig deep between my toes. You are such a worthless shrunken little man, no one will miss you.