I'm not surprised you’re back for more. I bullied you into sniffing my armpit a few weeks ago and I know that you can’t possibly resist the urge to discover all of my other post gym smells. You want to have an endless supply of my lovely, stinky aroma. This time I'm coming to you with a nerd favorite. My lovely ass, moist, sweaty and ripe. I'm wearing a thong and you can't wait to get a little closer- I command you to get on your knees because we know the best view is from down there and how else will you get the best sniff. Take a deep breath and take me in.