Baby J, it's time to come here!" I call from the dining room, but Baby J is so busy playing in his room that he doesn't want to come. Even when I get a bit upset and go to find him, he answers back and says he doesn't want to come. So, I make him come over to the sofa, lay him on my lap, and give him some pats on his messy diapered bottom while I tell him that's not how we behave, and we need to listen to mommy. Baby's diaper is all full of pee and yucky stuff, so with every pat, it spreads all over! In the end, Baby learns to listen to mommy and promises he won't do it again while giving me a big hug sitting on my lap.