Oh, what's that, loser wants a snack? That sounds like a good idea! I have an even better one, I have all these Goldfish snacks, perfect for you loser. They're old and ready for the trash, but they are better in your mouth!  Goldfish are even better when they're freshly caught, so I show you how to make them swim! I dump them in their bowl, the toilet bowl, and pee all over them! Eat up loser!