You've been sneaking into my home to watch me nude for a while now. I catch you this time though, and figure out that you're here because you find me sexually attractive. I make fun of you a little, explaining that you're way too small to sexually satisfy me. You're a tiny, and I'm a giant. I tell you that you only have one use to me, and toy with you for a while. Eventually I admit that I'm hungry, and your only real use for me is as a snack. I let you take in my body before I eat you up, it's what you came here for after all. But after that I swallow you whole.