All ladies at court return to the finishing school once every five years, for a refresher on etiquette. But this time, I've fallen foul of the headmistress, having made up a rude nickname for her. And she's determined to punish me in the exact same way that she would have done when I was a debutante at the school, twenty years ago. How embarrassing, to be given a bare bottom spanking at my age, and as such a senior member of the aristocracy!