Things are going to have to change around here! I'm tired of you giving all of your buddies all of your attention while ignoring me. So... I packed a special treat in your lunch today - a treat with magical powers that made it so you'd shrink into a tiny, tiny man by the time you came home.  You see me waiting for you. Towering over the counter in the hottest lingerie set and apron you've ever seen. You're a mix of terrified and turned on.  I see you and I tell you all of your friends came over today and I had the *best* time with them. No - not what you think - as if with those losers! No - I shrank them all too! And I devoured them one by one. All of your friends are inside my belly. You watch as I down sparkling water and you beg me to stop burping because it will be bad for them!  I try to contain it, but it but its not use. I tell you things are going to change around here and I show you my large body - my chest... my glorious, and now dangerous, ass.  You keep begging but... I'm tired. I don't care anymore and I'm going to take a nap. You'd better behave.