Phew - it's so much working keeping the house in order, especially when I'm wearing this sexy little outfit you got me. I want everything to be perfect for you when you get here but... I just need to take a breather.  I plop down on the sofa with a sigh of relief. I've been working so hard and I'm really thirsty so I down a bunch of soda.  Then it begins...  I can't stop burping. You're going to be home any minute and I don't want you to see me like this! I keep peering over to the door to make sure you aren't here, but the burps won't slow down at all! A part of me doesn't want them to, either. I'm so full from the soda and it feels sooooooo goooood to get it all out.  Here's to hoping you don't catch me and my dirty secret...