I've invited My math teacher over after school for some after school...specials. As he walks into My bedroom, he catches Me smoking. Acknowledging his disapproval, I have better ideas -- far more fun ideas. Ideas that involve Me teaching him how to be My human ashtray. I bitch slap some sense into him, him to kneel in front of Me while I lounge around, blowing smoke into his face and spitting into his open and willing mouth. He arrives thinking he's going to teach me a lesson, but in reality, I am his Mistress and I will be doing all the teaching today.