You are my gooning little loser virgin!! I keep you safe and sound in my home, my little piggy... wanking away for hours upon end to censored porn for losers! How pathetic your life is... gooning your life away with zero point to your existence! I have so much fun laughing about you to all of my friends, I tell everyone I can about my virgin loser! My pathetic little piggy. You exist to serve me and wank your little shrimp dick until the skin is red raw! I decide to spoil you. Treat my darling loser... Im going to allow you the absolute honour to eat the contents of my toilet... straight out of the toilet bowl! What a lucky lucky virgin pig you are!