Ok, so you're my friend, so please don't tell my parents that you're in my room, they have a strict no boys in my bedroom rule!  School is so lame, and math is pissing me off! We have so much in common and umm, you're really hot! You know, just because we've been friends forever, it doesn't mean we can't do anything! You've grown into your big ears and I know you have a crush on me! You're always staring at my sexy body!