This is a custom video, no names are used. "You are the owner of a successful daycare. You enjoy the revenue your business brings, but you get nostalgic about being a teacher. So, every chance you can, you fill in for one of your teachers when it’s time to change diapers, a skill you have a mastery of. And on this day, you’ve chosen my class. You smell the air and are thrilled that the familiar stink of dirty diapers is coming from me and my class. You exitedly begin checking everyone’s diapers, handing the first two off to the assistant teachers before getting to me. After checking my diaper, you insist on changing me yourself. So, you take me to the changing table and set to work. It’s a big one, but nothing you haven’t changed before. As you change me, you recall some of the diapers you’ve changed throughout your career. After you sent me down and thank me for the experience, you go off to check the classmate in the princess dress; she tends to be among the stinkiest of the girls in your daycare. I would like to request you use baby diapers and have a gothic theme for your dress and makeup, please. Thank you for your time."