So I live next door to what everyone is calling the village witch but fuck she is hot and she could put me under her spell anytime she liked ,but ive only ever caught a glimpse of her taking in deliveries and post but i'm always looking ,funny thing is ive seen the odd man entering but never leaving......weird, so I am going to go and knock and introduce myself and make her feel welcome in the village, I will think something... and I mean what could possibly go wrong?