Son, I broke up with my boyfriend, I've been up all night sad. You're happy I broke up with him? Now you can be my boyfriend?! Son, That's a strange thing to say! You want me to do wifely sexual duties to you and run away with you, so we can be married?! I mean, it's temping, let me think on it. Son, I CAN'T WAIT ANY LONGER! Ever since you told me you want to get married and have sex with me, IT'S ALL I WANT! Let's do it and then I'll start planning our runaway!