Thinking you were coming to our offices for experimental weight loss treatment, we trick you into going under and give you instructions that when you wake you will become a gluttonous pig, eating everything in sight and porking out like a fat slob! We are going to help you fatten yourself into an unrecognizable blob with the power of this psychic suggestion. Don't forget to come back for your next treatment. What's wrong? Are you feeling ravenously hungry? That must be your new metabolism. Don't be afraid, it's all part of the program, you are supposed to feel this inexplicable hunger and craving for fatty foods. See you next week.