What the hell is this? Why is this tape in your VHS player? Where did you even get this? Out of curiosity I watched some of the tape trying to understand what the appeal is. It’s basically an instructional video on anal play. Why would you be watching this type of video by yourself? It's definitely not the type of video you would just jerk off to unless it was out of total desperation. Be honest with me, why were you watching this? What? Seriously? You were following along with the video anally on yourself? So you weren’t watching the video as something to jerk your cock to? I had no idea you are even remotely interested in engaging in different forms of anal play on yourself. Why have you never told me about this before?! You really thought I would be weirded out? To be completely honest with you I think it's really hot. I think it's safe to say since you were watching this video that was your first time ever playing with yourself anally, right? Would you like to explore your little fetish even deeper with me right now? I promise this is going to be so much fun that you're going to be addicted to incorporating anal play every time we have sex.