You and I have gone on a camping trip together.... we've stayed in a lovely campervan for over a week now and had the best of times together! Knowing how devoted you are to me I realise that the portaloo in the campervan (which holds 7 litres!) is full to the brim with my pee. Now I desperately need to go for a wee.... so I instruct you to empty the toilet. But to show your true devotion and love to me, I want you to empty the toilet by consuming ALL 7 LITRES of my wee! I give you detailed instructions of how I want you to consume every last drop of my divine golden nectar!