Today I set a test for the tiny servant, after which I will agree to date him if he does not fall into my throat. Throughout the test, I kissed his tiny body, swallowed gummy bears while he was on my tongue, pressed him against the dirtiest part of my tongue due to plaque buildup. The most difficult part was to hang on the uvula while swallowing black bears. The first gulp, and he did it! Although he did slip a bit to the lower part of the uvula. I wonder if he will survive the next swallows?