Your girlfriend wants to have a chat with you. She's been noticing your recent weight gain, you complain about it all the time. But, you're not really doing much about it, are you? You say you hate it, that you're going to start working out, but here we are. And there's the gut, growing even bigger... I think that you have a secret. And I have a feeling I know it. I think you love being fat. I think you love gaining weight, feeling your belly get heavy, having difficulty doing "normal" tasks. It's nothing to be embarrassed of! Honestly? I think its hot, steamy hot. I know you love fattening me up, so why don't we just embrace this change and go for it! Really max that belly out for me. I know once you commit, you'll never be able to stop the addiction...