I’m lying on my futon in a tank top and underwear early Sunday morning when my hand starts rubbing outside my panties and then slides down into them. I wake up already touching myself, quick to surrender to the pleasure. I look up to my right and see Vector on top of the Bible. I sit up to grab my toy, but his suction cup base is stuck to the Bible, and the book comes with him. This gives me an absolutely devilish idea… What happens next is sure to have landed me a one-way ticket straight to Hell. Come take the juice of my covenant, and watch me fill myself with the unholy spirit. Amen.