Hello? Do I hear a barely audible chatter? Where could it be - I see no one of my size around as I carefully look sideways up and down... A-ha! There you are, oh wow, you are so small! Let's compare you to my toes. I could easily fit you between my toes, ha! How does it feel to be so tiny, my one big toe could overtake your entire body? What are you saying, you'll do anything for those giant soles? Well you better start rubbing them meanwhile I'll have a good think whether I should let you go...