Custom video request. You arrive home from work.

 Examples/suggestions of things you could say: “You will not believe the day I’ve just had, I’ve been working my ass off nonstop, I can’t tell you how much I need a sit down” “Are you for real? You haven’t even bothered to get dressed?” “I’ve not had chance to sit down all day and you’ve barely moved an inch”
“You’ve not even started making dinner, you’re useless!” Feel free to say whatever feels natural, but if you ended your rant by saying “you’re useless” then you could maybe pause, look like you’ve got an idea and start lecturing/threatening me. - (Approach. Approx 60 sec) Slowly ominously approach me. You could start by saying something like “Actually, I can think of one good use for a lazy bum like you…” and begin loosening clothes and getting comfortable. It would be great if you could keep your stomach tucked in as much as is comfortable just for dramatic effect. Examples/suggestions of things you could say: “I’ve been dealing with assholes all day and now I’ve come home to an even bigger one” “You know, since you’ve moved in you’ve been nothing but a pain in the ass” “What’s that face for? Do you like being a pain in my ass?”
 “I’ve had it up to here babe! But don’t worry, I’m not going to kick you out… in fact, I’ve just had an idea for a new living arrangement, which is a bit of an upgrade if you ask me”
 - (Reveal/Transition. Approx 30 - 60 sec) - Quickly flash your butt, pounce and pretend to sit/jump on top of me. - (Sitting. Rest of clip) - Camera switches to you sitting and looking as bloated as is comfortable with your bare butt on the chair. Examples/suggestions of things you could say: “I’ve been waiting for this moment all day, although i didn’t quite imagine it would be as good as this” “Do you still like being a pain in my ass now you’re part of it, huh?” “You better stop struggling now that it’s my turn to relax and play” “You’re actually not a pain in the ass at all considering how big you are, in fact you feel really good. I think I might keep you there” “You want me to let you out? Is it too tight in there? Good! You’re better off as extra fat on my ass”

 - (End) Stand up, and then turn to pull up whatever underwear you’re wearing to properly seal my fate. Maybe a cute little pat of your butt and then you could either walk o