You really thought you'd make me horny with... this! It's the tiniest little thing I've ever seen, it doesn't make me horny, it just makes me sad, but as soon as I see it, I can't help but laugh, it's the funniest thing I have ever seen! I admit, you can stroke it, but I feel disgusted. I prefer real men's, not tinny little things like yours. Okay, I guess I'll just ignore you and imagine I'm with a BBC, he's fucking me nice and hard and making me cum... Hmmm.. Well i can leave this cigarette now because now i got horny!