The Fart Jar Thank you for constantly telling me what you want, and my large ass is happy to give it! Imagine, the stinkiest, juiciest farts, all sealed up in a jar - ready for you to open and enjoy. Some of my loudest farts ever are caught and ready to be released by you. Are you brave enough to smell what my ass can deliver? Better grab the video as this jar of treats is something you will not find in the supermarket!