Everyday you wake up and you don't get to experience a personal wedgie from yours truly, is another day you live in a depressed state haaha. No really, people dream of things like money, cars, clothes, LOVE... not you. you're biggest dream is to feel your tighty whities being pulled deep between your ass cheeks with Me holding tight to the waist band and doing the pulling HAHAHAHAHA. Who knows wedgie boy, maybe one day your dreams might come true.