I know we didn’t really break up on great terms, since I cheated on you, but I heard you were asking about me. So I thought I would update you. I’m engaged now, to big, tall, thick….in the pants, the way I discovered I liked it when we were together. I’m really happy and I hope you have found space to get over me. It would be so horrible if you stayed up night after night imagining me getting used on another man’s gigantic cock. And there is absolutely no way I would ever give you another chance. There is, however….maybe a way you can be a part of my sex life again.