You have been very, very bad, my little husband. A very bad boy, indeed. As head of this household, it's my job to get you back in line. I think you've been acting out in order to earn yourself a little discipline. There's been a pattern to your behavior, and it's been a little while since your last spanking. Well, that's exactly what you've earned yourself: a good, hard spanking. You have earned yourself a trip over my knee and a sharp spanking with the punishment paddle. A sore red bottom and a humiliating scolding will put you in your place. You're going to remember this correction session for a long, long time, and it will only get worse the next time you act out...