All right, pour a little oil on those soles and massage toes one by one for maximum relaxation. Foot rub can be such a sensory experience and... Oh I see you've already noticed my feet. Ugh, not another foot guy. So why do you like feet so much? Of course, such dainty feminine feet, give me a break. How about feminine hands, ass or tits? Why couldn't you obsess with something more commonplace? I'm sure your friends are so tired of hearing you talk on and on about feet this and shoes that. Doesn't it feel weird when you're the only one in group chatting so much about feet? Ugh, what a freak.