You married her and now you regret it. Your wife is a stupid cunt! She let herself go and now she is totally fat and ugly, which isn't fair to you. You resent her so much. You wish you never, ever said "I do" and I don't blame you. In fact, I'm on your side. Because of the cunt, you have to sneak around watching my clips and that's not ok. You should be free to worship me any chance you can. There is an obvious solution to this problem and it is mentioned throughout this clip. Make it happen.