Unfortunately for you, you just haven’t been meeting your quotas at work for a few years now. I’m going to have to terminate you, effective today at 5pm. I wish there was something I could do to help you…afterall, I do have a connection with the higher ups. Oh - You’ll do anything to save your job? I don’t really believe you, but if you really will…there is actually something you can do for me if I do you this really big favor - you can get on your knees, and eat My asshole. Sucking your Boss’ asshole for lunch everyday is your new job! Uncensored!