Oh are you here for the class? We are teaching 'How to Pick out the Perfect Pair of Jeans.' It's super important that every pair is low-rise. The reason low-rise is so important is because we need to be able to show our thong when we bend down, like, as if we're about to give a bj. This signal is like our "Slut-flag" and it signals to the other Alphas that we are available. If you find any old school low-rise jeans that are a size 1 send them my way.