HONEY, imagine you're relaxing at home, reading/playing video games/whatever. And I walk in like this trying to distract you from what you're doing so we can have some real fun together. Do you think you could resist this? Do you think you could ignore me and keep doing what you're doing or would you be so hard you'd be bulging out of your trousers and dying to give me what I clearly need? Let me know when you watch this if I was able to distract you and made you burst out of your pants and have to blow a huge load over me!