Let me be your goon muse. We both know I already am, but let’s make it official. Wrap your hand around your cock and start stroking, let everything else in the world escape your mind. I am the most perfect being you could wish to surrender to, the sight of me in this shiny wet-look outfit drives your horny gooned out mind wild. You’re helplessly weak for me, hanging off my every word, gooning yourself further and further under my spell. Pumping, stroking and edging for hours on end, knowing you have no other choice. Everything I say and everything I do turns you on so much. Gooning to me is like sex but sex has a climax whereas the sensation of gooning to me never ends. This is what you want the rest of your life to be, a feeling better than you ever thought possible. Embrace your fate gooner, accept that I will forever be your goon muse.